At Earthy Crunch UK, we know that no two cravings are the same.
Some days, you want a bold, smoky snap that lingers. Other days, it's all about the soft crumble of something chalky and clean. Whether you're new to the world of edible clays or a long-time crunch connoisseur, finding the right product for your mood and taste can be overwhelming — especially with so many earthy textures and flavours to choose from.
That’s exactly why we created our “Find Your Perfect Crunch” Quiz.
🧠 What Is It?
A quick, intuitive guide to help you discover which of our natural clays, chalks, or earthy offerings best match your personal cravings. Whether you prefer something petrol-like and roasted or fresh like soil after rain, our quiz tailors results based on your unique taste preferences and textural desires.
🌿 How It Works
We’ve designed the quiz to tap into your sensory instincts — because let’s be honest, this craving is more than just a snack... it’s a full-body experience.
You’ll be asked a few simple but insightful questions like:
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What kind of taste are you craving? (Petrichor? Muddy? Smoky?)
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Do you prefer soft crumbles or hard, clean snaps?
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Are you into natural minerality or roasted boldness?
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Do you enjoy a strong scent, or something more subtle?
At the end, we’ll present you with a curated list of products that match your responses — complete with descriptions, taste notes, and textures. It's like a sommelier service for earth lovers.
💡 Why Take the Quiz?
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✅ Save Time: No more scrolling endlessly or buying blind.
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✅ Personalised Picks: Products aligned with your cravings.
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✅ Explore New Favourites: Discover clays you may not have thought to try.
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✅ Perfect for Gifting: Use it to find the right treat for fellow geophagy fans.
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✅ Start Your Stash Right: Ideal if you're new to the crunchy world.
✨ The Full Experience
We don’t just sell clay — we curate ritual. From the eco-conscious packaging to the soft unboxing moment (hello, wooden spoon!), every order is meant to be a little earthy escape.
So, if you’re ready to explore your taste profile and elevate your stash, take the quiz and let your senses lead the way.
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