We’re beyond excited to announce that Earthy Crunch UK is officially LIVE and open for orders!
After months of careful planning, testing textures, refining packaging, and building a beautiful online space, our website is now ready to serve fellow earth lovers and crunchy clay enthusiasts across the UK—and beyond.
Whether you’re into the satisfying crunch of roasted clays, the smooth crumble of slate, or the nostalgic scent of fresh, damp earth, you’ll find something to love here. We’ve curated a premium collection of natural clays, earthy treats, and soil-based textures designed with care and a deep respect for this unique craving.
🛒 Order with Confidence
No more chasing vendors through DMs or wondering if your parcel will arrive. Earthy Crunch UK is all about professionalism and peace of mind. Here’s what you can expect when you order from us:
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🔒 Secure checkout via a dedicated payment gateway
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📦 Eco-conscious, plastic-free packaging
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🧾 Order confirmation & tracking via Royal Mail
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🍴 A wooden spoon included with every order—because your first crunch should always feel special
🧡 Whether you’re new to the pica/geophagy community or a long-time crunch connoisseur, our site is designed to be your go-to hub for trustworthy, high-quality earthy goodies.
🌿 What’s Available Right Now?
Our shop is stocked with:
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Indian Dryfruit Clay: deep, roasted, smoky, and crisp
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Chalky Mini Toffees: bite-sized, soft-crunch morsels
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Smokey Red Soils & Terracotta Nibbles
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Starter kits & stash boxes for collectors
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Pica & geophagy-inspired merchandise
We’re adding new products weekly, including sample bundles for the curious and limited-edition drops for seasoned collectors. Each product is carefully described with taste notes, texture details, and origin info so you can shop with confidence.
💌 Join the Community
We’re here for the love of clay, the beauty of nature, and the joy of the crunch. Follow us on Instagram, sign up for our newsletter, and don’t forget to tag us when your parcel arrives. We love seeing your unboxing moments and crunch reactions!
Thank you for supporting a small, independent business built from passion and care.
🛒 Visit us now: www.earthycrunch.co.uk
📦 Orders are open — stock is limited, so don’t wait!
With gratitude,
Earthy Crunch UK Team
Natural. Crunchy. Grounded.
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